Dan Le Batard

At the Heat game, I was at the Heat game last week, and they do, you know, those, you know, trivia or something in timeouts or whatever.

And they had a kid, I don't know, he looked like he was maybe like 18, all right?

And it's, what sound is this?

And they play the sound of dial-up internet.

The kid heard a noise he'd never heard before.

He had no clue what the sound was.

I mean, we're at that point where dial-up was so... Do you remember when you would use dial-up?

Jess, do you remember?

I don't know, maybe you're too young even, Jess.

But you would use dial-up and then... Thank you.

That is a compliment.

You would use dial-up and then you would lose the signal because your mom would pick up the phone downstairs because she wants to make a phone call.

Mom!

I was in the middle of downloading something.

Wow, you didn't have a business line.

Right?

Oh, you have to have the business line.

You would always get interrupted by your parents picking up the phone.

Anyway, Jess, were you into the games last night?

No, that sucks.