Dan Le Batard

I love the idea of this guy not being associated with Chaperone at all and just being a security guard.

And it's just like when I'm in a lobby and I see someone who needs security, I have to security.

I like that idea that he's just security guard for wherever he is.

Who do you think is his employer then?

Who pays him?

Love of the game, Zaz.

He didn't want to, but he's like, I got a security.

Maybe then on the way out, he leaves an invoice on the hotel desk.

I did security.

That's what you owe me.

Security just for the side boob.

That's the only part he's responsible for.

Don Levitard.

Jess, speaking of the women's tournament, I want to make sure I get your opinion here, because I saw this a few days ago.

You know, last week, well, look.

With the women's tournament, I'm wholly uninterested in the first couple rounds because all the games are blowouts.

Yeah, so UConn beat Syracuse last weekend.

I think the score was 98-45.

And as Jessica mentioned, it's on ABC, and it's a total shellacking.

And so here is the Syracuse head coach.