Dan Le Batard

Art of the deal.

Can you just tell me, though, as the finds out guy, what do you think happened there with Hegseth?

Give me your best theory on what happened there that he's quoting Pulp Fiction instead of the Bible.

I have a number of things that I want to get to with you today from your recent reporting.

But what is it that you're most excited to share?

Because you've got one thing that you've done with The Wire.

I'm sorry, it's a Wired Investigations.

It's not The Wire.

It's a Wired Investigation.

It's not your investigation.

That is correct.

It would be cooler.

But Wired investigation reveals some stuff with the MSG surveillance program that is kind of crazy.

But I also think this Onion story is just delicious.

So it costs $81,000 a month.

What do they intend to do with it?

It's not just smart.

Is it good business?

Because it's clever, but paying $81,000 a month to take an established brand and an established audience...

that you are now turning into parody material, my guess is you're going to lose the entirety of that audience, but you've bought a brand at $81,000 a month.