Dan Le Batard

Black guys.

there's no zone there's no doubling there's no box in one there's no trap at the half court like all that stuff doesn't exist you don't play basketball you think of those things obviously he's asking so those things doesn't play basketball doesn't play basketball in 25 years yeah this must be what it's like for sean payton at a presser when like some idiot yeah i'm gonna double them yeah like man you don't play the game why would a bridge be too far

Jack, the beautiful game is on a roll And we'll have an eye on every goal Shouting magisterial, no need to back down Just park the bus, stop the attack With the hand of God, put your header back on track Football is back, Jack And Bop is flying through the air

Ronaldo's here for one last prayer.

Will Messi come out to play?

Or is it victory for the USA?

It's corner kicks when the box is packed.

Football is back, Jack.

The time is here, open the gates.

The long wait is over, so we'll yell, let's go States.

No need to back down.

Just strike the ball, start the attack.

If you say this game's the best, I'll say it's a gag.

Football is back, Jack.

Holy shit.

Sorry, I'm watching Spanish television this morning.

It's so good.

Seinfeld.

Oh, my God.

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