Dan Le Batard

Oh, really?

I can hear it.

I can hear your, you are heavy mouthed.

Your words are not coming out crisp.

What did you do with Barkley in San Antonio when there is nothing to do in San Antonio?

There it is.

Yeah, he's struggling.

I never go to that word.

Well, not after you've been partying with Charles Barkley for a week and I'm commenting on your partying and you can't get the words out because your tongue weighs 400 pounds.

Words are just the problem today for me.

He's not quite slurring, but he's having trouble getting any of the words out without stumbles, speed blocks, and obstacles.

I was like, I just wanted to go.

He buys all the drinks.

You just said the word asshole, and it reminded me of an unfortunate thing I saw this morning driving in.

The Metrorail has advertising on the side of it, and somebody decided—I don't know who this is a slogan for, but the saying was—

access to the whole something, access to the whole something, and then when the doors open and close because of how it's written and where the S's are, it just says asshole when the doors open, like because of whatever their marketing is.

A really bad job by whoever it is that decided to put those S's and that whole in the same sentence so that when the doors open, all of a sudden you just have the word asshole on the side of your metro rail.

Not the way he would see Barkley.

You understand that Barkley walks into a room and he's usually the most famous and important person in there.

So in my experience, I imagine this was Amin's experience over the entirety of the week.