Dan Le Batard

I did not know it was a weapon, as was this an area of expertise for you.

Did you know what a shillelagh was?

Okay, but a shillelagh is not a common wrestling tool, is it?

I have.

I thought when I first time I saw Seamus, I was like, that guy has to be one of the guys who loses all the time.

But I was told, nope, he is not.

He is a muscular redheaded guy who is the king of the gingers.

I did not know that.

I thought just based on the looks of him that he had to be somebody who was losing all the time.

I will tell the audio audience again, when the promo begins, you can see the entirety of his face.

By the end of it, you can only see his left eye.

And he does the Holy Trinity, a real trifecta of using the phrases, whittle it down, urethra, and urinary tract.

Before he even gets to... How do you spell that?

Whatever that is.

I don't even know what that is.

But there's no cure.

Just so that you know.

Be clear on that.

You son of a bitch.

They are presently searching in the back room for the Stone Cold Steve Austin getting into a cold tub, which I believe is our most legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin sound.