Dan Le Batard

And trust me, Woody, we're going to get your voice on plenty of U.S.

analysis after their first match.

But let's turn our attention, in the interest of time, to Paraguay, Australia, and Turkey-ay, as some people are calling it.

It's Turkey, man.

It's Turkey.

Terrific player.

Yeah, that first match for the U.S.

is fascinating, just not because of how important it is for their prospects, but Paraguay kind of plays a style that I wish the U.S.

played, and the U.S.

plays a style that is susceptible to that counterattacking style of Paraguay, so it's a very dangerous match.

Let's move over to Group E, where...

Look, it's a girl on the couch meme.

Everyone's going to tee off on Curacao here.

I feel bad for them.

But we got Germany, Curacao, Ivory Coast, and Ecuador, which if you're looking for a Cinderella, could be that here in a North American World Cup.

What say you?

What'd you make of Ivory Coast's roster selection, primarily Wilfred Zaha not making the national team?

Quickly, Group E, probably because Curacao's presence in it and everyone looking to load up on goals against them, one of the more likely groups to have three teams make it to the next stage.

Agreed.

Agreed.