Dan Le Batard

No, no.

We're going to be coaching it.

But we get the aisle seats.

I've got to get my man spread on.

Yes, that's a vet move, right?

Rookie move.

Why would one of you try to sit in the middle seat?

You know it's also a vet move, but it depends where you're going.

It's just two of you.

You buy the aisle and the window.

And you do it kind of, not in the back, because no one wants to sit all the way in the back, but you do it toward the last third of the plane.

Because you feel like, you know what?

No one's going to choose to sit in between us when there's other seats available.

So there's some risk involved there when you buy the aisle and the window, but...

The real move, like Tony said, the vet move where you don't have to worry about it.

All right, we'll each give in to having to sit next to someone, but we're both going to be in the aisle, so guaranteed manspread.

And I've said that to my wife, where I'll buy the aisle, you'll buy the window.

If someone comes in the middle, you'll switch.

Obviously, she will, not me.

You'll switch, you'll sit in the middle.