Dan Le Batard

I got in trouble with my wife one time.

We're boarding the plane.

I think it was coming back from New York.

We're boarding the plane as a family, by the way, okay?

We're boarding the plane, we're going down the aisles, and you can see from afar, you know, you're in like row 15, 16, whatever it is.

So you start to look, you know, who's sitting next to me?

Because it's four of us, so we have three on one side, and then we also have the window, okay?

So whoever's in the window, which in this case is me, I have the aisle, excuse me.

So whoever's in the aisle, which is me in this case,

I'm going to have to sit next to a random person in the middle seat.

So you start looking, you know, as you're walking down the aisle.

And my wife and I both see it at the same time.

I go, oh, shit.

And she sees all, it's like a really heavy dude.

Big.

All right.

And she turns to me as we're walking towards the seat.

She goes, do you want me to sit there?

Now, I don't know what she was expecting me to say.

But the answer was obviously yes.