Dan Le Batard

What does he mean by this?

I'm lost by it because rice famously has no smell to it.

What was smell?

Rice.

That's a characteristic.

You don't understand it because he's too wise for you.

I already told you.

When he talks, if you're not on his level, you can't possibly understand the things that he's saying or thinking.

He's too wise.

I see.

I see.

He's like Confucius, in other words.

So it feels like—because if the Celtics are going to trade for Giannis, they're going to trade Jalen Brown.

Are we worried now that—and I told you yesterday, I don't think that these trades happen and then all of a sudden—

That's when everybody finds out.

Like, I don't think the player is finding out anymore by seeing the scroll on ESPN television.

Oh, my God, I got traded.

I think these trades happen days before any of us find out.

You know, that's why, like, a couple days ago, right, Tyler Hero puts out the post, and Tyler Hero's brother responds with a picture, a gif of a buck, you know, and, ooh, he must know.

The trade's done.