Dan Patrick

Baseball is lacking a little bit of an oomph here so far this season.

All right, so we've got a poll question or two.

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Good morning if you're watching the program.

And if you haven't seen what Fritzie and Dylan and Marv and Pauly look like, it's your opportunity.

Now, some people, they don't want to ruin the mystery.

There's like Chris in Syracuse.

I had a chance to meet Chris in Syracuse, and I said to Paulie, I don't want to meet Chris in Syracuse.

So whenever I see that Chris is calling, I'm like, I just envision what he might look like.

I would say that Chris in Syracuse reminds me of Jim Parsons from the Big Bang Theory.

Maybe a shorter Jim Parsons.

How would I describe you guys to those who have never seen you?

Oh, no.

All right.

Fritzy.

Well, you know, one fan is very disappointed.

I thought you just made it sound like you were so kind of agonist.

What the heck happened to him?

I would say still Burt Young or a heavier, bolder Nick Swisher.

Make sure you got the heavier, bolder part in there.