Dan Pena

Alligator mouth overloads his hummingbird ass.

That means he sticks his foot in his mouth.

Yeah.

They'd rather be liked than effective.

Well, 40 years ago, the IRA were blowing restaurants up.

They used to have sandbags.

If you were a new customer, they put you at the front door where the bombs went off.

If you were an old customer, they put you in the back of the restaurant.

So I've seen that transition.

But for the most part, yeah, I still feel safe.

Sally and I were in Dublin not too long ago, and we were in Northern Ireland not too long ago.

And, you know, they attacked the bus still.

You know, I was on a tour giving speeches and, you know, people and these little old people from Iowa sitting there.

I felt sorry for them, you know, my age.

But I mean, they were peeing their pants because these people were rushing the buses and throwing themselves in front of the buses.

And I kept yelling, run them over, run them over.

Yeah.

And it actually changed before that.

After the Civil War, who was against having the slaves freed?

The Democrats.