Dan Riskin

I want to know.

Oh, yeah, we were going to give.

So my recollection of the study to give you the science, since you talk to the person who did the study but didn't ask them about it, is that they they made some kind of device that you wear that attaches to your underwear that can measure how much you you fart.

And that people turn out to fart way more than they realize because for decades people have been doing studies where they ask people to keep track for a day and people do and they come up with a number that's like 20.

And then when they gave people this device, it turned out to be much more like 32 on average, not even the max.

Wow.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, these are the big questions.

Yeah, and I don't think the study included any kind of comparisons to my knowledge.

My other question is like,

The number of times is one thing, but also like the volume per fart is another thing.

Like if it's, you know, if it's like water balloons, if you're throwing water balloons, if they're just little tiny water balloons, it's very different from like giant water balloons.

A 10 gallon water balloon.

You could have like one fart in a day, but if it's big, it should count as five small ones.

Is it hotter or does it just feel hotter because something about its chemistry?

Because it seems to me that all of them must be the same temperature.

Okay, okay, okay.

But fortunately, you've got this expert that you've tapped so that you can get down to the nitty gritty on these farts.

Yeah, yeah.

How many times do you breathe a day?