Dan Riskin
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Like, if I drop something off, like if I drop a book off of my table and I'm holding my cat, he will claw me, you know?
Like, they are terrified of everything all the time.
How humans evolved to ride these things when they're so skittish, that I will never know.
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
I'm doing my hot 30.
No, I don't do stand-up anymore, but go on, go on.
I think that that is a good opener.
I might steal that.
Horses, like noises, like a horse gets bit by a bee and then you're dead because it bucked you off.
Like, these are not, they have no chill horses.
No chill.
No, I don't know why we trust these things.
We should be terrified of them.
They're like rhinos.
Stay away from them.
Hippos, get away.
Does it have to do with bats in Egypt?
I misspoke, but maybe in some sense it's true, yeah.
It's a Rolling Stones track.
I guess that phrase like he can smell your fear.