Dan Savage

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You make a persuasive case. for donuts as the feast to the ass treat. I rise in defense of the humble, not at all elitist. This is the cake pan of Midwestern church ladies, the humble bunt cake. when a holiday rolls around, there are special treats associated with that holiday. They usually have to go to some effort to make or track down or buy the fruitcake, those Christmas cookies.

You make a persuasive case. for donuts as the feast to the ass treat. I rise in defense of the humble, not at all elitist. This is the cake pan of Midwestern church ladies, the humble bunt cake. when a holiday rolls around, there are special treats associated with that holiday. They usually have to go to some effort to make or track down or buy the fruitcake, those Christmas cookies.

There's a kind of Christmas cookie I make for my family every year. Never make it the rest of the year because it's a huge pain in the ass. Christmas, I do what I need to do to make those vanilla ribbon cookies, the Santa cookies for my family. And I think For Feast of the Ass, you can go out of your way to make that Bundt cake.

There's a kind of Christmas cookie I make for my family every year. Never make it the rest of the year because it's a huge pain in the ass. Christmas, I do what I need to do to make those vanilla ribbon cookies, the Santa cookies for my family. And I think For Feast of the Ass, you can go out of your way to make that Bundt cake.

But if you don't have access to a Bundt cake or a simple Bundt cake recipe, I'm going to share one actually in struggle session this week that a reader sent in for Feast of the Ass celebrants. You can go with donuts, or donuts can be a feast of the ass treat too, so long as they are not covered in chocolate sprinkles or chocolate icing.

But if you don't have access to a Bundt cake or a simple Bundt cake recipe, I'm going to share one actually in struggle session this week that a reader sent in for Feast of the Ass celebrants. You can go with donuts, or donuts can be a feast of the ass treat too, so long as they are not covered in chocolate sprinkles or chocolate icing.

Somebody just wrote in and suggested that the feast of the ass treat should be those little chocolate stars. They're kind of a candy that your grandmother might have had on hand, little piped chocolate stars, and they... No, no, no, no. We're not invoking... Somebody said the tunnel of fudge Bundt cake should have been the feast of the ass Bundt cake instead of the glazed orange.

Somebody just wrote in and suggested that the feast of the ass treat should be those little chocolate stars. They're kind of a candy that your grandmother might have had on hand, little piped chocolate stars, and they... No, no, no, no. We're not invoking... Somebody said the tunnel of fudge Bundt cake should have been the feast of the ass Bundt cake instead of the glazed orange.

No, we're not associating fudge or chocolate or chocolate sprinkles or chocolate frosting or chocolate icing or chocolate filling, most importantly chocolate filling, with... The feast of the ass for reasons that are so obvious I shouldn't have to explain them again. So yes, donuts. Cake donuts. Maple bars, although that maple frosting looked a little bit like Santorum.

No, we're not associating fudge or chocolate or chocolate sprinkles or chocolate frosting or chocolate icing or chocolate filling, most importantly chocolate filling, with... The feast of the ass for reasons that are so obvious I shouldn't have to explain them again. So yes, donuts. Cake donuts. Maple bars, although that maple frosting looked a little bit like Santorum.

Gotta say, donuts, not chocolate donuts. In a pinch, if you can't, go to the effort to obtain sissycakes.com or bake a Bundt cake for your feast of the ass, sweetie. I will allow it. I will allow donuts.

Gotta say, donuts, not chocolate donuts. In a pinch, if you can't, go to the effort to obtain sissycakes.com or bake a Bundt cake for your feast of the ass, sweetie. I will allow it. I will allow donuts.

And a couple of years after your friend, your best friend joined the Navy, somebody got to him, something got to him and decided he wasn't gay anymore, proving that actually it's being straight or straight identified. That's the choice. And your best friend ain't your best friend anymore. Or that best friend isn't your best friend anymore. That happens. Life is long. People enter our lives.

And a couple of years after your friend, your best friend joined the Navy, somebody got to him, something got to him and decided he wasn't gay anymore, proving that actually it's being straight or straight identified. That's the choice. And your best friend ain't your best friend anymore. Or that best friend isn't your best friend anymore. That happens. Life is long. People enter our lives.