Dan Savage

Happy Memorial Day, weirdly. Happy Labor Day. Happy Halloween. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy everything except Christmas. Here it's Merry Christmas. In the UK, it's happy Christmas. So I just don't want to buck the trend because I want to incorporate feast of the ass seamlessly into that parade of holidays America has embraced, that Americans have embraced. I want Americans to feast on the ass.

Happy Memorial Day, weirdly. Happy Labor Day. Happy Halloween. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy everything except Christmas. Here it's Merry Christmas. In the UK, it's happy Christmas. So I just don't want to buck the trend because I want to incorporate feast of the ass seamlessly into that parade of holidays America has embraced, that Americans have embraced. I want Americans to feast on the ass.

So it should be, I think, my vote is for happy feast of the ass. Just like happy Halloween, happy Thanksgiving, happy everything else around here. All right, another piece of the ass question coming up.

So it should be, I think, my vote is for happy feast of the ass. Just like happy Halloween, happy Thanksgiving, happy everything else around here. All right, another piece of the ass question coming up.

I grew up in the Midwest. I am familiar with all the different iterations of Bundt cake that are possible. So I am familiar with, I have encountered the Tunnel of Fudge Bundt cake. We do not want the Tunnel of Fudge to be the Bundt cake, official or otherwise, not even... A bonus Bundt cake somebody brought to the Feast of the Ass buffet for Feast of the Ass.

I grew up in the Midwest. I am familiar with all the different iterations of Bundt cake that are possible. So I am familiar with, I have encountered the Tunnel of Fudge Bundt cake. We do not want the Tunnel of Fudge to be the Bundt cake, official or otherwise, not even... A bonus Bundt cake somebody brought to the Feast of the Ass buffet for Feast of the Ass.

For obvious reasons, only someone who has not feasted or not feasted regularly or doesn't get what the connotation of fudge when you're talking about ass stuff is. Fudge Packers, Tunnel of Fudge, the Hershey High. No, you don't want to invoke fudge. Something that's full of fudge. No, no, no, no. Nobody who encounters fudge when they're feasting on the ass or doing any other butt stuff.

For obvious reasons, only someone who has not feasted or not feasted regularly or doesn't get what the connotation of fudge when you're talking about ass stuff is. Fudge Packers, Tunnel of Fudge, the Hershey High. No, you don't want to invoke fudge. Something that's full of fudge. No, no, no, no. Nobody who encounters fudge when they're feasting on the ass or doing any other butt stuff.

Have you ever done any butt stuff? Is delighted by that. Well, I shouldn't say no one. 99.999% of everyone wants no hint of fudge. Anything fudge-like when they're feasting or fucking the ass or toying the ass or pegging the ass or anything else. People who do butt stuff go to such great lengths to eliminate all possibilities of fudge.

Have you ever done any butt stuff? Is delighted by that. Well, I shouldn't say no one. 99.999% of everyone wants no hint of fudge. Anything fudge-like when they're feasting or fucking the ass or toying the ass or pegging the ass or anything else. People who do butt stuff go to such great lengths to eliminate all possibilities of fudge.

So no, I reject categorically the suggestion that the tunnel of fudge cake be embraced as the official feast of the ass thing. Bundt cake, the orange bourbon glazed Bundt cake from sissycakes.com, our unofficial Bundt cake feast to the sponsor. I don't know if they know yet. I wonder how they're going to take it when they find out. I endorse that because a good clean, but. has a citrusy quality.

So no, I reject categorically the suggestion that the tunnel of fudge cake be embraced as the official feast of the ass thing. Bundt cake, the orange bourbon glazed Bundt cake from sissycakes.com, our unofficial Bundt cake feast to the sponsor. I don't know if they know yet. I wonder how they're going to take it when they find out. I endorse that because a good clean, but. has a citrusy quality.

It doesn't. If you're doing it right, for 99.999999% of people, there is the .0001%. It's all about the fudge, but we don't want to think about them on the Feast of the Ass, or they can have their own Feast of the Ass.

It doesn't. If you're doing it right, for 99.999999% of people, there is the .0001%. It's all about the fudge, but we don't want to think about them on the Feast of the Ass, or they can have their own Feast of the Ass.

thing and it's not ass those people want to feast on necessarily it's ass they have to go through to get to the thing they want to be said and i don't want to think about that on feast of the ass and neither should you so no nope nope nope nope nope tunnel of fudge no not the official feast of the ass bun cake not on my watch

thing and it's not ass those people want to feast on necessarily it's ass they have to go through to get to the thing they want to be said and i don't want to think about that on feast of the ass and neither should you so no nope nope nope nope nope tunnel of fudge no not the official feast of the ass bun cake not on my watch

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If there's something wrong with your carburetor, whatever a carburetor is, I don't know, you take your car to a mechanic. That's what most guys would do. You get professional help fixing your car. If there's something up with your dick, if there's something wrong with your dick, you might need to get some professional help with that too.

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