Dan Soder

Wake up, no internet.

And you wake up and you're like, how do I get food?

Directions is the biggest one.

Oh, Rand McNally.

There you go.

They lost all their money.

They really are Kodak.

I didn't think they were like, are you kidding me?

Everyone's going to need a map.

Where are maps going?

He's in an alley right now.

Suicide watch on that guy.

Hope that guy doesn't go on Reddit.

And they're like, fuck this map.

Map ass bullshit.

uh when's the last time you used the map do you remember i mean i'll maybe use the one you know you go to a crazy hotel where they're like here's the layout of the hotel that's about it you're like oh there's the pool i think that's the last time i used the map too yeah it really is where you go okay so there's a chili's yes yes i go out the hotel and take a right the chili's is right that's really

maybe candy land you know yeah it always or just fucking because like i visited my grandma one time and uh this is 2008 and i had to write down i didn't have a smartphone so i had to write down in a mead notebook directions directions

Drive 98 miles up to exit so-and-so.

Get off.

Go for this many miles.