Dan Soder

I'm just not gonna... I just...

did drugs in moderation and I didn't do opiates.

No, my parents didn't really drink that much.

Some drinks a little bit.

Like once a week.

Yeah, my dad rarely drank.

that was also in like the old west beer beer was like you like like alcoholism and alcoholics were the only ones that would survive because dehydration you couldn't drink water in europe

My friends were like, my friend is like, if you, my friend Simon, he's Jewish, but he was like, Europeans were designed to be alcoholics.

You couldn't drink the water.

So if you didn't have beer for two days, you would die.

You would die from dehydration.

That's great.

So it's like, like alcoholism is like bread.

It's like a Bennett, like Winston Churchill, total booze bag lived till he was 95.

You had to put whiskey in your water.

You had to drink beer to drink water.

out of lakes and glacier water and then when they started when like ben franklin was about first started introducing rum and whiskey and shit that was the indians were going nuts yeah and getting fucking rocked but because they weren't they weren't like bred to consume that much alcohol it's a real good book on the sioux and the movie the movement of the sioux to like north dakota and the black hills and shit the heart of everything that is it's about red cloud and they a

Yeah, yeah, it's in the blood.

Yeah, yeah.

That makes a lot of fucking sense.