Dan Soder

Or you go, I'm a more emotional monster than you are.

Why would you say that?

But it's like people should have to go through the empathetic feeling of it sucks to go online and read something about yourself.

Or what you do is it's not even you get shit on.

It's just the random ass stray you catch when you're at the airport at 7 in the morning and then you get comments on a video and you go, I wonder who commented on this video.

And you look at the comments and they go, this guy fucking sucks.

He should kill himself.

And you go, I really should.

I know.

I'm outside of a Hudson News going, I really should just fucking end it.

Not the employment rate or people making decent money.

Oh, I think that's proven.

I think that's why Australia did that thing where they tried taking kids off social media.

Oh, that didn't stick?

I don't know where they're at with it.

I think they were the first country to try it.

Good for them.

But they were the first ones that did the gun laws.

I mean, they did recently, but they've had like, I'm not even going to talk about this because these fucking gun nuts jizz out their ass when you talk about it.

But they did like, John Oliver did a piece on the Daily Show years ago about how their gun ban worked.