Dan Soder

okay but i didn't fucking make that yeah that's that's the new this year with a woman though with my wife she's so good at arguing that i always want to be like you said this she's like i never said that i wish i had a fucking tweet yes it's so satisfying to show that proof just to bring it up yeah and you're like i fucking got you i know katie is very good at arguing yeah and when we argue sometimes she'll just have me dead to rights and then i do this new thing where i go

Over here?

And she'll go, what are you doing?

Distracting you?

And most of the time it'll break the argument.

She's like, can I just fucking say that?

I go, up, up, over here.

Dangly a treat.

Yeah, like I'm a rodeo clown.

Yeah, yeah.

And then I fucking run at me and get up on the wall.

He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck.

Yeah, because arguing and the Internet is built for you to argue.

It really wants you to engage.

That's why engagement culture that I know like what a waste comment below.

I love doing stand up.

I love the chance to just be funny for a living.

Yeah.

I don't want to engage.

My engaging is going to cities and doing shows.