Dan Soder

He's nowhere near his phone.

Good.

Football season, I text him knowing he's not going to get back to me.

Of course.

It's only now.

It's literally, what's funny is this week.

it's you know because again it just happened today i found out he got fired because he was told he was going to be given another season yeah i was doing i was on the i was on the toilet writing a real nice text to him i had a long text about like hey the season started like shit you pulled it around yeah i think you're a fucking great coach you're gonna do but i was just giving him like a friend a friend build up yeah and then someone called me

And I, you know, got off like, hey, let me call you back.

I got up off the toilet, called him back when I got out of the bathroom and then forgot to write the text.

Yeah.

And then today he got fired.

And I went to text him and I saw this long thing that I didn't send.

And I was like.

Thank God you saw that.

Yeah.

And it was like, oh, fuck.

Oh, my bad.

Yeah.

So then I had to send him one that's like, dude, fuck this.

But I'm I probably he's he's probably getting like six thousand texts today.