Dan Soder

I think a lot of people are in shitty relationships because they watch their parents be in shitty relationships.

It's something I've always really valued.

I'm just kidding.

Everything I've always really valued was my mom was like,

You know, she's been married three times.

Once when she was really young, just like straight out of college.

But watching my mom know when something wasn't working was very valuable to me.

Because it was going like, I don't need to be around this.

I'm not getting anything.

And, dude, I fucking know people whose parents, I mean, I'm talking about like years ago I knew people whose parents were sleeping in other bedrooms.

And not because one snored or one, not for reasons.

They just couldn't stand each other.

Yeah, but they just didn't want to be divorced.

It's that Louis bit.

He says you should get married just to get divorced.

It's like the feeling of... Rock had a great bit that he cut from his last special about divorce that I'm really mad about.

Can we hear it?

It's not recorded anywhere, but the premise was like...

It's crazy to have an arch nemesis.

Because when you get divorced, you then have an arch nemesis.