Dan Treiber

you you're a b negative but you can hit baseballs very far yeah so we'll have you on the team because it's like 75 percent good um here is another sporting one kind of this is from matt burke and it's a brilliant fact it is that the world record for the longest darts bullseye

8 metres is about a tenth as long as the longest throw of a cowpat, which is 81.1 metres.

There's someone out there who can throw a cowpat 80 metres.

81.1 metres, yeah.

That's incredible.

Steve Erner, no less.

Steve Erner.

You have absolutely hit the nail on the absolute head of the importance of shape in cowpat throwing.

Because you can frisbee it, right?

Brilliant.

when he started i was like oh no we've done something wrong we're in trouble i think he did something to his head when he did that slappy thing at the beginning this um 81.1 is under the non-sphericalization and 100 organic rule which was established in 1970 um so you have two different records one of which is where the um pat is molded into a spherical shape and one where it's done as a flat chip

Yeah, so you'd have to freeze it.

Is that in the rules?

Well, you've hit the nail right on the head yet again.

No, it's not in the rules.

No one's thought of freezing the cow pats yet.

Must be loads.

Is it Livin' in a Box by Livin' in a Box?

It's not Livin' in a Box.

Because they do say Livin' in a Box quite often in that song.