Dana Carvey

Yeah, I don't think they can rig the games, but I used to write about this all the time.

It's the same thing like how you guys would do impressions of people.

I would always play up certain things and have fun with it.

One of them was that David Stern, the old NBA commissioner, was basically Vito Corleone and rigging all this stuff.

And there was always this thing about when Patrick Ewing went to the Knicks,

It was the first time they've read the lottery.

There are seven envelopes and he's reaching down and he grabs each one.

And if you look briefly for like a split, split second, it looked like the next one had a little bit of a crease on one of the sides.

Ah, I felt it.

Then there was a theory that they had frozen the envelope.

So as he's feeling the envelope that was frozen, that was the one he picked.

That's great.

And it was like, you know, whatever.

Like they just put it in like a carbon whatever.

So it was like freezing cold when he touched it.

So he knew that was the one.

But that was always a recurring bit about him.

Same thing when Jordan got...

suspended or when Jordan retired, there was always a thing.

Oh no, actually Jordan got suspended for a year.