Dana Carvey

But I'm trying to entertain myself.

So to entertain myself, I have to do this.

We're doing things.

And we don't know where this goes, but it's clear he likes to put out this thing in negotiation.

He's going to bomb Greenland and tariff Europe to shit.

And so the prime minister of Canada came out like an end of days speech.

We know that nothing will ever be the same.

This is before Trump said, no tariffs, we'll make a deal.

Everybody's going to be rich.

The thing about Greenland,

is that Russia and China are sort of creeping around up there.

Right, he wants to get it first.

Oh, we need rare earth minerals, man.

Rare earth minerals for our phones and stuff.

So anyway, I thought that was really interesting and how everyone really reacts to the madness, the chaos he creates and the madness.

And then he seems super reasonable by saying- Whatever after that sounds reasonable.

Yeah, so countries, 500% tariff.

And they're like, oh my God, end of world.

All right, just 50% tariff.

Thank you, Mr. Trump.