Dana Carvey
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You like money? We're asked that a lot by our agents and managers. I don't think I want to fly to Malaysia for a one-nighter. Guess you don't like money.
You like money? We're asked that a lot by our agents and managers. I don't think I want to fly to Malaysia for a one-nighter. Guess you don't like money.
You like money? We're asked that a lot by our agents and managers. I don't think I want to fly to Malaysia for a one-nighter. Guess you don't like money.
Well, do you want to go with me? Ah, that'd be enough.
Well, do you want to go with me? Ah, that'd be enough.
Well, do you want to go with me? Ah, that'd be enough.
I don't. Well, that, because they don't care what they pay.
I don't. Well, that, because they don't care what they pay.
I don't. Well, that, because they don't care what they pay.
We paid the shitbox golfer $400 million. He can't make a pot. Uh-huh.
We paid the shitbox golfer $400 million. He can't make a pot. Uh-huh.
We paid the shitbox golfer $400 million. He can't make a pot. Uh-huh.
We kill you on the way back to the airport. So we get it all back. The key to that is my friend. That's it. My friend. My friend, listen to me, my friend. We are going to make you so rich if you want to be rich. And I'm from Denver. I just adopted this accent by watching too much alabarsi television. Too much.
We kill you on the way back to the airport. So we get it all back. The key to that is my friend. That's it. My friend. My friend, listen to me, my friend. We are going to make you so rich if you want to be rich. And I'm from Denver. I just adopted this accent by watching too much alabarsi television. Too much.
We kill you on the way back to the airport. So we get it all back. The key to that is my friend. That's it. My friend. My friend, listen to me, my friend. We are going to make you so rich if you want to be rich. And I'm from Denver. I just adopted this accent by watching too much alabarsi television. Too much.
I thought it was the mediocre rascals. Wasn't that the name of it?
I thought it was the mediocre rascals. Wasn't that the name of it?
I thought it was the mediocre rascals. Wasn't that the name of it?
The mediocre rascals.
The mediocre rascals.