Dana El-Kurd

Yep.

Terrible idea.

And so we're still doing that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay, good.

I mean, it's less, specifically the mortgage-backed ones are less bad.

Also, they started doing it with, like, commercial retail loans, which is incredible.

Oh, great.

So that's really fun.

They're also doing it with other unhinged shit that we're going to do, like, next episode.

And what these people are really buying aren't just these, like, you're not buying, like, one person's mortgage, right?

Yeah, they bundle them all together and then you buy the rights to a percentage of the pool.

No.

These are the Joneses.

Yeah, it's a shit show.

No.

Well, I mean, eventually you might have to go figure out who that is because you, like, own whatever the fuck percentage of, like, the mortgages or whatever.

But, like, okay.

So these are just, like, someone else's...

debt that you're buying and and the people who can do this are you know people who have billions of dollars it's not you the listener and by the way if you the listener have billions of dollars lying around for some reason can i have some please yes uh please please give me some of them so i can house like literally every trans woman and like trans person i can i can do it like please give me your billions of dollars so i can i can achieve this goal but like we're talking about