Dana

I say, are you on a date? I already know what I'm going to say no matter what their answer is. This is them still coming at you.

Touring toward you in the parking lot.

Touring toward you in the parking lot.

Touring toward you in the parking lot.

Or the green room.

Or the green room.

Or the green room.

Can you get me six tickets to SNL?

Can you get me six tickets to SNL?

Can you get me six tickets to SNL?

They're not even for me. They're for my friend.

They're not even for me. They're for my friend.

They're not even for me. They're for my friend.

Hey, do you mind if we flip-flop? I got another spot at the laugh.

Hey, do you mind if we flip-flop? I got another spot at the laugh.

Hey, do you mind if we flip-flop? I got another spot at the laugh.

He just quit. Okay, next story. You heard about Nate Diaz, you heard about spiders. And now... Oh, this is... Okay, just play it. There's a guy narrating, but I just want to play it because, you know, things get stuck in the sewer. Is it a baby? Is it a deer? Is it a person, Heather? Chainsaw or bolt? Okay, bolt. Heather, you're cheating. I know you're cheating. One of my choices? Is it a bird?

He just quit. Okay, next story. You heard about Nate Diaz, you heard about spiders. And now... Oh, this is... Okay, just play it. There's a guy narrating, but I just want to play it because, you know, things get stuck in the sewer. Is it a baby? Is it a deer? Is it a person, Heather? Chainsaw or bolt? Okay, bolt. Heather, you're cheating. I know you're cheating. One of my choices? Is it a bird?

He just quit. Okay, next story. You heard about Nate Diaz, you heard about spiders. And now... Oh, this is... Okay, just play it. There's a guy narrating, but I just want to play it because, you know, things get stuck in the sewer. Is it a baby? Is it a deer? Is it a person, Heather? Chainsaw or bolt? Okay, bolt. Heather, you're cheating. I know you're cheating. One of my choices? Is it a bird?

No, it's a rat. No. Look at Heather freaking.