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Dana

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1478 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Yes. I feel super insecure kind of about this situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Yes. And I'm 23. I look out of place. I feel like I shouldn't be there, but I'm also kind of like, I just want to get what I need out of this situation and get out of here. So I'm sitting in there and it's taking like a little bit of time and I'm getting like a little bit more and more nervous. And maybe it's just for me, like going to the gynecologist is a nerve wracking experience anyway.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Yes. And I'm 23. I look out of place. I feel like I shouldn't be there, but I'm also kind of like, I just want to get what I need out of this situation and get out of here. So I'm sitting in there and it's taking like a little bit of time and I'm getting like a little bit more and more nervous. And maybe it's just for me, like going to the gynecologist is a nerve wracking experience anyway.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Yes. And I'm 23. I look out of place. I feel like I shouldn't be there, but I'm also kind of like, I just want to get what I need out of this situation and get out of here. So I'm sitting in there and it's taking like a little bit of time and I'm getting like a little bit more and more nervous. And maybe it's just for me, like going to the gynecologist is a nerve wracking experience anyway.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I've had two kids now and I still feel nervous. semi-uncomfortable going to the gynecologist. So the nurse comes and gets me and brings me back into the room. And she's like, go ahead and change. And the doctor will be in there with you shortly. So I take everything off. I fold it all up. I tuck my underwear into my jeans. You can't like see anything. And I am looking for the gown.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I've had two kids now and I still feel nervous. semi-uncomfortable going to the gynecologist. So the nurse comes and gets me and brings me back into the room. And she's like, go ahead and change. And the doctor will be in there with you shortly. So I take everything off. I fold it all up. I tuck my underwear into my jeans. You can't like see anything. And I am looking for the gown.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I've had two kids now and I still feel nervous. semi-uncomfortable going to the gynecologist. So the nurse comes and gets me and brings me back into the room. And she's like, go ahead and change. And the doctor will be in there with you shortly. So I take everything off. I fold it all up. I tuck my underwear into my jeans. You can't like see anything. And I am looking for the gown.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Usually it's almost like a paper sheet that's folded up on the bed. So I look for that. It's not there. And I'm looking on the bed underneath the film. I don't see anything. And it's like a bigger room. So I scan the room. There's like a desk and then there's some hooks. And next to the hook, I'm like, oh, those look like gowns. So I go up and I grab one of the gowns. And so...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Usually it's almost like a paper sheet that's folded up on the bed. So I look for that. It's not there. And I'm looking on the bed underneath the film. I don't see anything. And it's like a bigger room. So I scan the room. There's like a desk and then there's some hooks. And next to the hook, I'm like, oh, those look like gowns. So I go up and I grab one of the gowns. And so...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

Usually it's almost like a paper sheet that's folded up on the bed. So I look for that. It's not there. And I'm looking on the bed underneath the film. I don't see anything. And it's like a bigger room. So I scan the room. There's like a desk and then there's some hooks. And next to the hook, I'm like, oh, those look like gowns. So I go up and I grab one of the gowns. And so...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I'm putting it on and I am like, well, this is weird because this gown has a slit in the front and not in the back. But I'm also kind of thinking to myself, fancy office and like she needs to see my front. Yeah. So I'm sure this is fine. Makes sense. So like as I get that on, I hear the doctor knock on the door. And as I'm saying, come in, I feel something like real itchy on my chest.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I'm putting it on and I am like, well, this is weird because this gown has a slit in the front and not in the back. But I'm also kind of thinking to myself, fancy office and like she needs to see my front. Yeah. So I'm sure this is fine. Makes sense. So like as I get that on, I hear the doctor knock on the door. And as I'm saying, come in, I feel something like real itchy on my chest.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I'm putting it on and I am like, well, this is weird because this gown has a slit in the front and not in the back. But I'm also kind of thinking to myself, fancy office and like she needs to see my front. Yeah. So I'm sure this is fine. Makes sense. So like as I get that on, I hear the doctor knock on the door. And as I'm saying, come in, I feel something like real itchy on my chest.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I look down and I realize that there are pockets on this gown. Uh-huh. And there are pens.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I look down and I realize that there are pockets on this gown. Uh-huh. And there are pens.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

I look down and I realize that there are pockets on this gown. Uh-huh. And there are pens.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

And there are heavy objects like instruments in the pocket. And that itchy part is a patch. And I am coming to the realization that I am wearing her lab coat, her doctor's coat, as she is opening the door. She opens the door. And I am staring at her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

And there are heavy objects like instruments in the pocket. And that itchy part is a patch. And I am coming to the realization that I am wearing her lab coat, her doctor's coat, as she is opening the door. She opens the door. And I am staring at her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

And there are heavy objects like instruments in the pocket. And that itchy part is a patch. And I am coming to the realization that I am wearing her lab coat, her doctor's coat, as she is opening the door. She opens the door. And I am staring at her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Embarrassingly Caught

She is staring at me like I'm a crazy person because I look like a crazy person. And when I get nervous or like embarrassed, I start to blush really bad. So from my chest all the way up is maroon. And I am... just mortified. She was like, oh my God. And I'm like, oh my God, I know I'm wearing your coat. I couldn't find a gown. I don't know where the gowns are. I was like, I thought it was a gown.