Dani Shapiro

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets.

Yes.

That's true, I've talked to many people.

No, you don't.

Oh, wait.

Okay, so one year my boyfriend decided he was going to try to hide all of his gifts from me, so I wouldn't find them.

Well, I'm a notorious snooper.

Oh, you're one of those people.

You know, you shake the boxes, you find out what's in them, and I just, I can't help myself.

So not only was he dumb enough to hide it just like in his closet on the floor.

Yeah, Jeff.

It was like he wanted me to find it.

And like he wanted me to find the two other gifts that were wrapped and labeled with post-its right next to it.

One for Tinder Sarah and the other for Tinder Tina.

inside with a suitcase filled with all of his clothes.

It was very much a Merry Christmas, leave my life forever, thank you, goodbye.

Okay, so my boyfriend and I thought it'd be fun to take pics at the mall with Santa.

So we go down there, and we get in line, and the whole time we're in line, one of the female elf assistants is flirting with him, like, big time.

But, you know, I was just trying to ignore it because we're doing something fun.