Dani

Nobody will impregnate me. Nobody.

There's inside and outside beauty, you know?

There's inside and outside beauty, you know?

There's inside and outside beauty, you know?

Do you know there's no nerve endings in your elbow skin? That's the hottest thing about it. Yeah, I know. It's an elbow guy. I had a friend in my comparative religions class that discovered weed and would make everybody bite his elbows at the beginning of every class.

Do you know there's no nerve endings in your elbow skin? That's the hottest thing about it. Yeah, I know. It's an elbow guy. I had a friend in my comparative religions class that discovered weed and would make everybody bite his elbows at the beginning of every class.

Do you know there's no nerve endings in your elbow skin? That's the hottest thing about it. Yeah, I know. It's an elbow guy. I had a friend in my comparative religions class that discovered weed and would make everybody bite his elbows at the beginning of every class.

Well, currently he's a born again meteorologist in North Carolina. So, yes, that is a pervert.

Well, currently he's a born again meteorologist in North Carolina. So, yes, that is a pervert.

Well, currently he's a born again meteorologist in North Carolina. So, yes, that is a pervert.

Yeah, of course. Before we get elbow deep into aliens. Bow in.

Yeah, of course. Before we get elbow deep into aliens. Bow in.

Yeah, of course. Before we get elbow deep into aliens. Bow in.

Getting it down, baby. Yeah, I run a comedy record label. It's called Burn This Records. We seek to create equity between our artists in a way that most comedy labels don't. I put out 17 albums last year. It was our first year this year. We have about 15.

Getting it down, baby. Yeah, I run a comedy record label. It's called Burn This Records. We seek to create equity between our artists in a way that most comedy labels don't. I put out 17 albums last year. It was our first year this year. We have about 15.

Getting it down, baby. Yeah, I run a comedy record label. It's called Burn This Records. We seek to create equity between our artists in a way that most comedy labels don't. I put out 17 albums last year. It was our first year this year. We have about 15.

It's digital only and everybody is not only funny, but a good person, which is a Venn diagram that I wish more people in comedy paid attention to. Yes.

It's digital only and everybody is not only funny, but a good person, which is a Venn diagram that I wish more people in comedy paid attention to. Yes.

It's digital only and everybody is not only funny, but a good person, which is a Venn diagram that I wish more people in comedy paid attention to. Yes.

No, I have a friend that is her sister's an ER nurse. And when she gets in her car, her whole backseat is full of those claws. Because when he gets in her car and she throws it, she just takes it out and throws it in the backseat. Because the number one thing that she sees in her ER room is that in women's skulls from car accidents. Thankfully, this lady seemed fine.