Daniel Fox

So they're sending me a text.

They're like, hey, babe, let's meet up.

Here's what's acceptable.

Take me to a beautiful woodland.

break up with me in the woods, and then immediately pass me an iPod shuffle and some headphones with the saddest, most dramatic songs that you can put on, pop them in my ears, pass me some tissues and a rose quartz manifesting crystal, and just get the fuck out of there and leave me to drift through that woods.

And then I can just drift through that forest, weeping my eyes out like a lovelorn elf.

He should have given her the iPod shuffle.

Maybe she didn't need it because the soundtrack was playing.

Yeah.

I want to be in forks.

Oh my God.

The Kristen Stewart breakup of like having your sleeves like here and sort of like nibbling a bit and just being like.

I couldn't stop looking at this.

So in the UK, we call these fortune tellers.

But we also, there's also another word for them that I can't remember, but I love them.

I haven't, but I'm really loving it.

And I can't wait to find out what this is.

then we're gonna answer a question that is hidden a secret question can i tell you something yes i made one of these not that long ago really for uh a guy that i was sort of dating as like a fun sex thing where it had like different things in it that are you kidding that we could do and then it was like pick one can you give some examples

Yeah, being like, oh, pick the number, pick the color, but then inside it's like, and now I will do through your dick or whatever.

Was it hot?