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Danny Brown

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1151 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Holy shit. And you get sick hitting that. That shit going to fuck you up. That's going to really fuck you up. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Fucking Glock Dookie. No, it's worse. The funniest ones when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one. Yeah. And they just, it's almost like the, the okay. It's like, it's like the old corral type shit. They ain't even trying to throw hands.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Holy shit. And you get sick hitting that. That shit going to fuck you up. That's going to really fuck you up. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Fucking Glock Dookie. No, it's worse. The funniest ones when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one. Yeah. And they just, it's almost like the, the okay. It's like, it's like the old corral type shit. They ain't even trying to throw hands.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Holy shit. And you get sick hitting that. That shit going to fuck you up. That's going to really fuck you up. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Fucking Glock Dookie. No, it's worse. The funniest ones when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one. Yeah. And they just, it's almost like the, the okay. It's like, it's like the old corral type shit. They ain't even trying to throw hands.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah. Kids stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes. Cause it's glock dookies in there.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah. Kids stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes. Cause it's glock dookies in there.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah. Kids stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes. Cause it's glock dookies in there.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Nice. This is self-protection. Get back. You're going to whoop your ass. Get back. Good. Good. Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped. Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody. No. Let's get your ass whooped. That reminds me, like, when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much. And I got caught up in that Beat It. I mean, not Beat It, but the Bad video. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Nice. This is self-protection. Get back. You're going to whoop your ass. Get back. Good. Good. Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped. Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody. No. Let's get your ass whooped. That reminds me, like, when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much. And I got caught up in that Beat It. I mean, not Beat It, but the Bad video. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Nice. This is self-protection. Get back. You're going to whoop your ass. Get back. Good. Good. Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped. Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody. No. Let's get your ass whooped. That reminds me, like, when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much. And I got caught up in that Beat It. I mean, not Beat It, but the Bad video. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

And I thought I was Michael Jackson in Bad on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit. And I went for the scream. Ah! I went for that move and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh shit, this ain't happening in a bad video. That's when I started to stop daydreaming so much.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

And I thought I was Michael Jackson in Bad on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit. And I went for the scream. Ah! I went for that move and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh shit, this ain't happening in a bad video. That's when I started to stop daydreaming so much.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

And I thought I was Michael Jackson in Bad on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit. And I went for the scream. Ah! I went for that move and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh shit, this ain't happening in a bad video. That's when I started to stop daydreaming so much.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah, I literally got my reality check that day. Sports will do that, too, when you think you're like, I'm pretty nice.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah, I literally got my reality check that day. Sports will do that, too, when you think you're like, I'm pretty nice.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Yeah, I literally got my reality check that day. Sports will do that, too, when you think you're like, I'm pretty nice.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Then you go to fucking summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at, and you're like, oh, I ain't shit. For real. I thought I was good at basketball as a kid. Then I was like, hold up. We had a tryout, and I went to the tryouts and shit. These motherfuckers was dunking already and shit. I'm like, man, we only 13.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Then you go to fucking summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at, and you're like, oh, I ain't shit. For real. I thought I was good at basketball as a kid. Then I was like, hold up. We had a tryout, and I went to the tryouts and shit. These motherfuckers was dunking already and shit. I'm like, man, we only 13.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Then you go to fucking summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at, and you're like, oh, I ain't shit. For real. I thought I was good at basketball as a kid. Then I was like, hold up. We had a tryout, and I went to the tryouts and shit. These motherfuckers was dunking already and shit. I'm like, man, we only 13.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

He's a year older than us? Mm-hmm. Whereas this is fucking done. Yeah. I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew. I was like, I'm trash. Unbelievable. I mean, you know it. As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball. You just got to just give it up.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

He's a year older than us? Mm-hmm. Whereas this is fucking done. Yeah. I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew. I was like, I'm trash. Unbelievable. I mean, you know it. As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball. You just got to just give it up.