Danny Brown

Did you get down to Racine while you were here and get a Kringle? I can't say anything.

It's all secret.

It's all secret.

It's all secret.

Here we go. Let's see how you do. Here's your first question. To demonstrate his personal philosophy of how one succeeds in business, Jeff Bezos once did what? A, actually stole candy from a baby. B, ate an octopus for breakfast, or C, drove his Mercedes S-Class the wrong way down I-5 in Seattle?

Here we go. Let's see how you do. Here's your first question. To demonstrate his personal philosophy of how one succeeds in business, Jeff Bezos once did what? A, actually stole candy from a baby. B, ate an octopus for breakfast, or C, drove his Mercedes S-Class the wrong way down I-5 in Seattle?

Here we go. Let's see how you do. Here's your first question. To demonstrate his personal philosophy of how one succeeds in business, Jeff Bezos once did what? A, actually stole candy from a baby. B, ate an octopus for breakfast, or C, drove his Mercedes S-Class the wrong way down I-5 in Seattle?

So what happened was, is he ate this octopus for breakfast at breakfast with the head of a company he wanted to acquire. And then Bezos said, and I quote, you are the octopus I'm having for breakfast. When I look at the menu, you're the thing I don't understand, the thing I've never had. I must have the breakfast octopus. That was Bond villain. It really was. Wow.

So what happened was, is he ate this octopus for breakfast at breakfast with the head of a company he wanted to acquire. And then Bezos said, and I quote, you are the octopus I'm having for breakfast. When I look at the menu, you're the thing I don't understand, the thing I've never had. I must have the breakfast octopus. That was Bond villain. It really was. Wow.

So what happened was, is he ate this octopus for breakfast at breakfast with the head of a company he wanted to acquire. And then Bezos said, and I quote, you are the octopus I'm having for breakfast. When I look at the menu, you're the thing I don't understand, the thing I've never had. I must have the breakfast octopus. That was Bond villain. It really was. Wow.

All right, here's your next question. Jeff Bezos is not the only famous member of his family. His biological father, Ted Jorgensen, also had a claim to fame. What? A, he was the most beloved small independent bookstore owner in Seattle until Amazon put him out of business. B, he invented the male cosmetic buttock implant.

All right, here's your next question. Jeff Bezos is not the only famous member of his family. His biological father, Ted Jorgensen, also had a claim to fame. What? A, he was the most beloved small independent bookstore owner in Seattle until Amazon put him out of business. B, he invented the male cosmetic buttock implant.

All right, here's your next question. Jeff Bezos is not the only famous member of his family. His biological father, Ted Jorgensen, also had a claim to fame. What? A, he was the most beloved small independent bookstore owner in Seattle until Amazon put him out of business. B, he invented the male cosmetic buttock implant.

Or C, he was an avid unicyclist who founded the world's first unicycle hockey club.

Or C, he was an avid unicyclist who founded the world's first unicycle hockey club.

Or C, he was an avid unicyclist who founded the world's first unicycle hockey club.

The answer is always C. Wait, how many do I have to get right?

The answer is always C. Wait, how many do I have to get right?

The answer is always C. Wait, how many do I have to get right?

Okay. This is just like Top Chef. You lost, but you're not out of chances. You can come back and win it all.