Danny Parkins

And I tried to trade him for Deshaun Watson.

Like, it is just, it is like, no wonder, dude.

Like, no wonder.

Like, it explained, it's not what you guys were trying to get out of him.

It's not why you asked him to come on.

But, like, it is one of the more revealing, insightful answers to anything, certainly in the history of this radio station and maybe in the history of Illinois politics.

intergalactically stupid.

I've been thinking about it.

It's like a wormhole in my brain, and I'm just like, I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm like, watching Carl Anthony Towns go by Victor Wimpanyama, and I'm like, why did Brandon Johnson admit that?

left Bears Packers early like it makes like Owen wakes up this morning do you want pancakes or scrambled eggs I'm like I don't know Brandon Johnson left Bears Packers early and he decided to share that with people because he thought it would be a good idea to admit like it's just he may as well have come on and been like you know I really don't like that Barack Obama claims Chicago because technically he was born in Hawaii like just like one of the most out of touch

insane admissions i have ever heard and like by the way how has that not been revealed you're the mayor of chicago how's there not cell phone footage or a security worker i mean the guy's approval rating is basically the ingress egress of the stadium how did we not know that he left bears packers early like i couldn't believe it couldn't believe it

What's that?

Yeah, and to be honest, you guys know how I feel about this story.

I hate it.

I have it, so I apologize.

I haven't listened to the interview.

I truly find the whole thing joyless.

But I did see that clip, and I can't stop thinking about it.

I don't care at all.