Danny Parkins

I'm also thinking about...

trenton thornton i mean as long as we're trying stuff trent thornton by the way came in after phil maytown loaded the bases after he got the first two outs and then thornton comes in and promptly gets them right out of it no messing around high leverage so i'm gonna do carry over from last night i'm gonna say trent thornton but the palencias thing really just sucks yeah here's the issue i have when you start looking up and down the roster you want someone high octane they're all out of high octane

They don't have anyone left that is high octane.

Phil Maton, he averages 10 strikeouts per nine, but that comes with other complications like a 5.92 ERA.

That should be the answer.

And a whip of 1.7.

Do you understand how bad a 1.77 whip is?

Really bad.

That means you give up almost two hits.

As a reliever.

For every inning that you come in.

That's usually a recipe for disaster.

Is Ryan Presley available?

I think he is, actually.

Whatever happened to Heart Attack Hector?

Hector Neris, come on in.

It's like Yannick Ngakwe.

I don't need to take a ride on that rickety wooden roller coaster again.

Edward Elzali, anyone?

Anyone?