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Danny Trejo

πŸ‘€ Speaker
503 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so we got entire iron bumper jacks. I had a .38 snub nose, a case of beer, three bottles of wine, half pint of whiskey. I was already loaded on Red Devil's pills. And so we crashed. You can't knock. You just kind of bust. And the first thing we saw was a big sign that said, we care. I care about what?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so we got entire iron bumper jacks. I had a .38 snub nose, a case of beer, three bottles of wine, half pint of whiskey. I was already loaded on Red Devil's pills. And so we crashed. You can't knock. You just kind of bust. And the first thing we saw was a big sign that said, we care. I care about what?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And all these people, they were coming up with coffee cups, you know, like, hey, you want some coffee? And I always told my troops, don't split up. Stay together. There's 20 of us. We got them. But what the people did was like dividing. You had everybody in little groups of four telling them about the perils of drinking. Everybody's drunk.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And all these people, they were coming up with coffee cups, you know, like, hey, you want some coffee? And I always told my troops, don't split up. Stay together. There's 20 of us. We got them. But what the people did was like dividing. You had everybody in little groups of four telling them about the perils of drinking. Everybody's drunk.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And all these people, they were coming up with coffee cups, you know, like, hey, you want some coffee? And I always told my troops, don't split up. Stay together. There's 20 of us. We got them. But what the people did was like dividing. You had everybody in little groups of four telling them about the perils of drinking. Everybody's drunk.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And this guy comes up to me and starts talking about drugs. He was an alcoholic, and now he don't drink, and why don't I put that stuff outside and join him? I said, hell no. I got penitentiaries to go to, fool. You know what I mean? I didn't know what to say, but I left, and we all left. I mean, this guy whispered a curse to me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And this guy comes up to me and starts talking about drugs. He was an alcoholic, and now he don't drink, and why don't I put that stuff outside and join him? I said, hell no. I got penitentiaries to go to, fool. You know what I mean? I didn't know what to say, but I left, and we all left. I mean, this guy whispered a curse to me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And this guy comes up to me and starts talking about drugs. He was an alcoholic, and now he don't drink, and why don't I put that stuff outside and join him? I said, hell no. I got penitentiaries to go to, fool. You know what I mean? I didn't know what to say, but I left, and we all left. I mean, this guy whispered a curse to me.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I'm telling you. He said, Danny, if you leave thisβ€” You will die, go insane, or go to jail. And I thought, screw you. That's a stupid thing to say to a 15-year-old kid. We left. Two weeks later, come on out, we have a house around here. I was busted, arrested again, and gone too long. And so it was like a pattern, you know? I always, I've never gotten arrested sober.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I'm telling you. He said, Danny, if you leave thisβ€” You will die, go insane, or go to jail. And I thought, screw you. That's a stupid thing to say to a 15-year-old kid. We left. Two weeks later, come on out, we have a house around here. I was busted, arrested again, and gone too long. And so it was like a pattern, you know? I always, I've never gotten arrested sober.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I'm telling you. He said, Danny, if you leave thisβ€” You will die, go insane, or go to jail. And I thought, screw you. That's a stupid thing to say to a 15-year-old kid. We left. Two weeks later, come on out, we have a house around here. I was busted, arrested again, and gone too long. And so it was like a pattern, you know? I always, I've never gotten arrested sober.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I've never gotten, I mean, I've never gotten arrested that I wasn't loaded on heroin. You know what I mean? And so it was like, is that my problem? Using was my problem. I'm the problem solver. Drinking and using is my medicine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I've never gotten, I mean, I've never gotten arrested that I wasn't loaded on heroin. You know what I mean? And so it was like, is that my problem? Using was my problem. I'm the problem solver. Drinking and using is my medicine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I've never gotten, I mean, I've never gotten arrested that I wasn't loaded on heroin. You know what I mean? And so it was like, is that my problem? Using was my problem. I'm the problem solver. Drinking and using is my medicine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I mean?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I mean?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I mean?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And damn, I had to go to meetings in every institution. Damn, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau. And I say that because he told me never to mention his name. But he actually... I show up at this penitentiary. He's there. He shot a couple of people in front of, uh, Sun Valley receiving hospital. And, and, uh, And he was there, and he came, Danny, we got to go to this AA meeting.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And damn, I had to go to meetings in every institution. Damn, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau. And I say that because he told me never to mention his name. But he actually... I show up at this penitentiary. He's there. He shot a couple of people in front of, uh, Sun Valley receiving hospital. And, and, uh, And he was there, and he came, Danny, we got to go to this AA meeting.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And damn, I had to go to meetings in every institution. Damn, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau, Frank Rousseau. And I say that because he told me never to mention his name. But he actually... I show up at this penitentiary. He's there. He shot a couple of people in front of, uh, Sun Valley receiving hospital. And, and, uh, And he was there, and he came, Danny, we got to go to this AA meeting.