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Danny Trejo

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
498 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so when the scene, we're out in the middle of the damn desert. It's freezing cold. She's taking me to his body. And my line is, did you kill my son? And she screams, no, I loved him. He was my only friend. And she busts crying. crying. But now wait, this wasn't like a manly cry, okay? No, this was like Muckles, you know, you know how you're trying to... I'm familiar. I'm familiar.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so when the scene, we're out in the middle of the damn desert. It's freezing cold. She's taking me to his body. And my line is, did you kill my son? And she screams, no, I loved him. He was my only friend. And she busts crying. crying. But now wait, this wasn't like a manly cry, okay? No, this was like Muckles, you know, you know how you're trying to... I'm familiar. I'm familiar.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I said, you know, I read a lot when I was in prison. Come on. I'm going to tell Ice Cube. Oh, my fourth grade teacher mentioned Finley, dog. Shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I said, you know, I read a lot when I was in prison. Come on. I'm going to tell Ice Cube. Oh, my fourth grade teacher mentioned Finley, dog. Shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I said, you know, I read a lot when I was in prison. Come on. I'm going to tell Ice Cube. Oh, my fourth grade teacher mentioned Finley, dog. Shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

God. It was so funny because we were in Texas and they were building this building there and then they found some bones, right? And the contractor was like so mad because... It stops everything. They got dinosaurs and stuff, and I love that. That's the one thing I think I ever got a good grade in was like history, you know, and just knowing stuff. But it's so funny.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

God. It was so funny because we were in Texas and they were building this building there and then they found some bones, right? And the contractor was like so mad because... It stops everything. They got dinosaurs and stuff, and I love that. That's the one thing I think I ever got a good grade in was like history, you know, and just knowing stuff. But it's so funny.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

God. It was so funny because we were in Texas and they were building this building there and then they found some bones, right? And the contractor was like so mad because... It stops everything. They got dinosaurs and stuff, and I love that. That's the one thing I think I ever got a good grade in was like history, you know, and just knowing stuff. But it's so funny.