Danny Trejo

He's unbelievable. You know what's so funny? It's like my son did a movie, right? He did a movie with me and him. And... It was called From a Son. And in it, he dies, he overdoses, and I'm his father. I go into his hell looking for him. I don't know he's dead, right?

And I run into his little girlfriend, and I threaten her life, show me where he's at, and he's dead. Show me, you know, and we're walking to his body, and I'm supposed to cry, right? Well, I, you know, I'm a dude like John Wayne. Okay, pilgrim. You know. My son's showing me baby pictures all week. Hey, Dad, look what I found. And this is all my daughter.

And I run into his little girlfriend, and I threaten her life, show me where he's at, and he's dead. Show me, you know, and we're walking to his body, and I'm supposed to cry, right? Well, I, you know, I'm a dude like John Wayne. Okay, pilgrim. You know. My son's showing me baby pictures all week. Hey, Dad, look what I found. And this is all my daughter.

And I run into his little girlfriend, and I threaten her life, show me where he's at, and he's dead. Show me, you know, and we're walking to his body, and I'm supposed to cry, right? Well, I, you know, I'm a dude like John Wayne. Okay, pilgrim. You know. My son's showing me baby pictures all week. Hey, Dad, look what I found. And this is all my daughter.

And so when the scene, we're out in the middle of the damn desert. It's freezing cold. She's taking me to his body. And my line is, did you kill my son? And she screams, no, I loved him. He was my only friend. And she busts crying. crying. But now wait, this wasn't like a manly cry, okay? No, this was like Muckles, you know, you know how you're trying to... I'm familiar. I'm familiar.

And so when the scene, we're out in the middle of the damn desert. It's freezing cold. She's taking me to his body. And my line is, did you kill my son? And she screams, no, I loved him. He was my only friend. And she busts crying. crying. But now wait, this wasn't like a manly cry, okay? No, this was like Muckles, you know, you know how you're trying to... I'm familiar. I'm familiar.

And so when the scene, we're out in the middle of the damn desert. It's freezing cold. She's taking me to his body. And my line is, did you kill my son? And she screams, no, I loved him. He was my only friend. And she busts crying. crying. But now wait, this wasn't like a manly cry, okay? No, this was like Muckles, you know, you know how you're trying to... I'm familiar. I'm familiar.

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

I couldn't stop, man. God, I cried for every time I wanted to cry in my life. And so finally when he said cut, the whole crew was crying. And he comes in and says, nice acting, Dad. I go, you little bitch. I go, I finally figured out what he did. And God, man, it's like, that's going to a con right now.

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

No, I just know they're unbelievable. I've seen some of them, and they were amazing. I like history anyway. I fucking love history.

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

My teacher, Mrs. Finley, She was like crazy about the Navajo Indians. I forget. But she was also obsessed with, what do you call it? The Amazon River. And that's got such a history. This is before time. And she had these dead piranha fish in a big jar. And I always used to get bread and put it on the top of the jar. Might get hungry. But she always talked about this river and this...

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

Dang it. All the damn Amazon River. Yeah. You're on the Amazon River. Ice Cube. J-Lo. J-Lo. John Voight, who I know. Eric Stoltz. All these guys are asking questions. That crazy lady gave me the answer. I knew the answers. Hey, how come those are all... Oh, that's due to the rise and fall. Cube. Ice Cube goes... You know all that shit, Danny. I thought you were a gangster. I lied.

I said, you know, I read a lot when I was in prison. Come on. I'm going to tell Ice Cube. Oh, my fourth grade teacher mentioned Finley, dog. Shit.