Darcy Tucker

Honestly, like, seriously, where does this come from?

I'm not disagreeing that I probably have shrunk, but let's not, like, say three inches to report.

Let's give me a little benefit of the doubt.

I put the weight on in areas that probably make me look a little shorter than I probably should be, but at the end of the day, I'm having a great time doing it.

Well, what does your hockey card say, Tux?

I think 5'10 1⁄2", actually.

Now, I know there has been some buffoonery going on with O-Dog saying he's 6'3", which is absolutely... Wrong!

I said I'm 6'2".

I saw you get out of the car today, and there's no chance you're...

No chance you're 6'2".

Not even close.

Hayes looks like that Aberg when he hits the golf ball right now.

He is absolutely dialed.

I watch him daily hit the golf ball, and he is definitely at least six, two and a half.

More of a Fuzzy Zeller type.

Like, seriously, honestly, like, get out of hand.

Between the egg salad and my height, this is really got out of hand.

Did anybody see me and Dougie dancing last night with our braces on?

It was great, actually.

For Bonesy, it was awesome.