Daria Berenato

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, I think the problem was that I trusted kind of curse on here.

Yes.

Fuck shit balls.

Yeah.

I trusted a fucking housewife, and I will never do so again.

When Alan deigns it necessary for me to rejoin his castle to play this game again, it's going to happen.

I hired some Etsy witches to cast a spell.

I will never trust a housewife.

I will hunt them all down.

And I don't care who it is.

I don't care if Mary, Jesus' mother, is a housewife in the castle.

She's going down.

All except Phaedra.

Phaedra seems like she was a loyal housewife.

The only loyal one we've ever seen.

okay all right do you feel like that that the housewives are putting a target on their back this season yeah i think so i think every season they're like because they like it's like they have no loyalty even to each other like how they killed caroline and lisa rena with those damn lips looked at caroline in her face and said um caroline's i guess i'll see your brother no you won't

Cold-blooded.

Like, it is cold-blooded, but also such great TV.