Dave Damaschek

You know, Chaz Weiss, the coach of Notre Dame, is going to be fired imminently.

Here's my new idea.

You know, I hate the Gatorade bath.

You know, football is a copycat sport and strategies and beyond.

Right.

You know, all right, fine, Harry Carson, the linebacker of the Giants back in the 80s, he dumps the jug of Gatorade on Bill Parcells' head.

Fine.

Now that it's lived on, though, for another quarter century, can we do away with it?

It's stupid, one, and two, potentially dangerous.

What if an old man has a heart condition?

You're going to throw him into a stroke is what you're going to do.

But I think a way to reinvigorate the Gatorade bath is instead of doing it in victory, I think the Irish players, they went there with high hopes.

They signed on to go play at Notre Dame, Golden Dome.

And Chaz Weiss has sullied those dreams by being an inept coach.

I think when he loses to Stanford, their last game, when they're out there in the Bay Area, how great would it be in the waning seconds of that game, the players give him a Gatorade bath.

Hit the bricks, Chaz Weiss, you pig.

Wouldn't that be great, though?

I wonder what the players – I wonder if the coaches lost the locker room.

Well, that would remove any shadow of a doubt.

Like, yeah, here's our answer to what we think of Eric Mangini.