Dave Damaschek

His best dig at Mrs. Roper, always about how she's ugly in some way, whatever his best shot was, he would suddenly break the fourth wall, and he would find the camera and smile at it, and they would zoom in on him, and then he would just return to the scene.

That is the greatest thing.

You already established at the start of the show that the Wheeze doesn't listen to anything you do, including this podcast.

He's doing other stuff.

By the way, Louise has B.J.

Honeycutt's mustache, doesn't he?

Nice lineup for the Irvine Improv.

Listen, let's not talk.

I've been talking to your boss, Louise.

I really have gotten tons of letters about this, and people mention it all the time, about me doing something for this network you're building here.

I would love nothing more.

That, unlike you, that is probably true because he's only in competition with Moe Damoshek.

It's a shorter list he has to compete with.

Because I've been doing the AccuScore, and it's great, but I have to drive down to LAX twice a week, and I'm not to be a prima donna, but just a scheduler.

I'm making pages at the Kimmel Show and stuff.

It's a lot to do, but this is around the corner.

It'd be great to do something.

But thank you, Ace, because at the most recent Football Sunday, watching those playoff games, you brought Hogley Woglies, the delicious ribs.

What a feast.

You want to buy cases of wine and just put a bow on every one of them and hand them out.