Dave Dameshek

Hi, hello, my fellow football Americans.

Super Bowl 60s all set.

Seahawks, Patriots, excited to talk about that, but the majority of the conversation, it seems, is about the weather conditions at the AFC title game.

What happened to you people?

Okay, it snowed, and I heard it was also windy.

I don't get it, just a few weeks ago I could swear I heard you singing about how you wanted to let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Now all of a sudden you're Milli Vanilli in winter, blaming it on the snow?

As you may have noticed, that game sucked before it started coming down.

By the way, I don't mean to hurt anybody on either side's feelings, but if Bo Nix had played, Denver obviously wins that game.

Either way, everyone watches Thousand Pound Sisters, right?

Right.

Well, as you know then, Amy's getting married and she wants the ceremony to be haunted.

Ghosts for bridesmaids.

Not people dressed as ghosts, mind you.

Ghosts.

Now, Tammy doesn't want to go.

She thinks it's sacrilegious and more to the point too weird, and I agree with that.

But Amy's the one with the ring on her finger.

You don't get to tell her about her wedding.

And that's what home field advantage is.