Dave Dameshek

It's been a thin slice of heaven.

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Yes, hi, and hello, my fellow football Americans.

Welcome to Football America, presented as ever by our pals over at DraftKings.

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Now let's talk about the draft.

As the viewer can see, if you're listening, hope all's well wherever you are.

If you're looking at me, I apologize for what is looking back at you.

I've barely had time, you see, to take a shower.

In fact, I haven't even washed myself.

I'm in the same clothes I was in on Thursday night that I sit here on Thursday morning in between rounds one and two of the NFL draft.

A mixed bag, I feel like, in terms of the reaction, the fan bases out there.

Generally, there's overflowing optimism, it feels like.

I would say maybe two-thirds at least of the NFL fan bases are enthused.

I feel like there's a lot of negativity going on right now with some of the reactions sight unseen from the student-athletes just drafted now into the NFL.

First things first, as we say hello to everybody, it is episode 61.

And so, as always, it's time to name the greatest number 61 in NFL sports history.

Gino and Mike.

Mike and Gino Fuentes.

What's the poop, fella?