Dave Dameshek

Overcorrection was the problem.

I don't know why in the middle of Dan Marino's career, they decided to add that drop shadow Navy and all that, just a mess.

And they haven't gotten it right ever since.

And as one of society's great empaths, the day that they took that helmet off the dolphin, okay, he's not a human being, but he's still a creature under God's son.

And to take the helmet off of him,

I thought we were worried about concussions.

Never mind what you also pointed out.

That old Miami Dolphins logo wore a white helmet with an orange M on it.

Who the hell was that dolphin playing for?

Were they so desperate to find a football-playing dolphin?

Like, it doesn't matter if he's on the Dolphins.

He plays for a team that wears an orange M. Bring him in, and we'll put him on the side of our hat.

Now we're lost at sea, unlike that dolphin that now they wear on their helmet because he's not in the sea.

He's somewhere up in the sky.

Being silhouetted against the aforementioned sun.

Go back to the old uniforms.

But my number four is similar problems because they should just go back to the old way.

The New England Patriots.

Flying Elvis sucks, but okay.

You made the change just before.