Dave Dameshek

Don't forget cauliflower.

And lima beans, right?

And then all of a sudden, like I don't know, do genetic engineering or something.

Now these are like the hot items.

Ooh, let me get the broccolini and let me get the Brussels sprouts.

I'm like, where did you guys grow up?

And then I realized someone told me, no, they actually genetically engineered Brussels sprouts to taste better.

As a veteran of many media meals at many NBA arenas around the country, sometimes they run out of stuff and they're like, you know what?

We're having turkey night.

And they've got the stuffing and everything.

And everyone's like, oh my God, it's not even Thanksgiving.

I'm like, shut up.

I like this.

I like being able to eat like it's Thanksgiving in March.

Wait, I want to just confirm one thing.

Can we talk about the time when the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals was held hostage by terrorists and a security guard from a broken marriage with his children in the stadium had to save the day?

You remember that one?

So we got Notre Dame and USC on Saturday, then Chiefs v. Raiders and Dallas v. Washington on Sunday.

Three words for rivalry games, ooh, la, and la.

Most rivalries are owed to sharing the same neighborhood, Capulets v. Montagues, Duke v. UNC, Homer Simpson v. Ned Flanders, because whether it's love or hate, proximity engenders strong feelings.