Dave Dameshek

The whole movie is epic.

about as Christmas running through it.

So obviously that settled hash.

So too is this, but I have to bellyache about it once again.

We threw on Zazz.

You have the little ones at home.

Did you watch Santa Claus is Coming to Town when they were still little?

It's the origin story of Santa with the red beard and everything.

What's a bad one is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which starts out with the birth of Rudolph and his red nose.

And I've always gone in on Donner, his father, because Rudolph is born in the cave and immediately like, well, we'll call him Rudolph.

says donner they declare and then his nose turns bright donner panics immediately the baby has been born like 41 seconds ago and immediately like oh no oh what are we gonna do santa can't see this red nose and what i realized is the crime of donner is is that he's a cuck he's pathetic but really it's about santa who is clearly a jerk of a boss you know like it

And then sure enough, Santa shadows the door like this special intimate moment by the boss man showing up.

I have to check out this new reindeer to see if his nose turns red.

He's like, well, he'll never fly in my sleigh.

Not with that nose.

And then he launches into a song about himself.

Then he's like, I am old Kris Kringle.

I'm the king of jingle.

Like, hey, we're trying to celebrate the birth of our first child, Fats.

What are you doing?