Dave from High Point
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The stepmother looked at me.
She's like, you're not going to have a beer?
And I said, no, no.
Well, why not?
I said, because I got my gun on me.
Her father looks at me and says, say that again.
I'm carrying a handgun.
North Carolina law states that if I want to have the beer, I have to take the gun to the car.
I was like, I'm not doing that.
I'd rather have my gun.
He looks at me, Dave, and he goes, take your gun to the car.
You can't have it here.
I said, no.
At this time, I'd been dating her for a couple, three years.
She and I were locked in.
At this point, I didn't give a flying fuck what her family thought of me.
He says, you're going to get up
And you're going to take that gun to the car.
And he says this to me.
That's good balls.