Dave Jorgensen

I guess none of us made it.

and they were talking about how they were going to leave food for their kids in case their kids aren't raptured, which is, I don't know, that might be a parenting issue.

They're making all these TikToks, and I'm watching all these and secretly enjoying them a little bit, but also wondering, why is no one questioning where this prediction came from and why it happened?

It turns out the prediction wasn't on TikTok, it came from YouTube.

It was this guy from South Africa who said that in 2018, he had a dream that a rapture was coming in September 2025, but for some reason, he waited until 2025 to post a YouTube video about it.

Anyway, I had to make a more in-depth video for the people, the pre-raptured masses.

The rapture is happening.

Oh my God, what do we do?

What do we do?

I don't see anything in here about a rapture.

That's because the rapture isn't in there.

Okay, but I saw it on TikTok.

Everything I see online is true.

Okay, let's take this one chunk at a time.

Fine, hurry up.

There's only a few hours left according to this weird clock.

The actual word rapture isn't in the Bible, but there is a possible reference.

I knew it.

In 1 Thessalonians 4, verse 16, Paul describes the living being caught up in the clouds together with the dead.

But that could mean anything.