Dave Landau

You're going to love it, kids.

It felt amazing.

Like every problem you've ever had is gone and you feel nothing but euphoria, which is different than like Oxy and some other stuff, which kind of just makes you feel, to me, loose and tired.

I mean, this makes you tired.

You're crashing out.

But you're also getting a feeling that was really, really, like, warm and exciting.

Like, I only smoked crack once on accident, and that was... How do you do that on accident?

They put it in a joint, right?

So we're sitting at my friend's back porch, and he gives me first.

He's on the joint, and I hit it.

And it had, like, a weird sizzle, and I hit it.

I'm like, this is the best pot I've ever had in my life.

And he's like, yeah, they gave me free crack.

And I was like, oh, good.

So I'm now high on crack.

My other friends are pissed.

They go and throw the joint in the sewer.

And I'm just sitting there like and it doesn't last very long, but it felt really fucking good.

Like I immediately would have done more crack had there been the option.

But it definitely takes you over very quickly.